Mahagurusia's Top Ten Wish List

I love birthdays. To be exact I love my own birthdays! lol
This is not me, blame it on Simon!
So here goes nothing;



Top Ten Things Mahagurusia wants for his Birthday:

  • Latest BMW 6 series
  • Slimmest and fastest laptop in the world
  • 8 acre bungalow beside a secluded beach
  • his own private 18 hole championship golf course
  • female bikini claded caddies
  • since female is mentioned, might as well wish for topless maids
  • naked female chef that can cook sumptuous food
  • 60 inch flat screen TV with sound system to boot
  • Lotsa sex
  • And my last wish might sound lame, but mahagurusia wish that people be more humble and not be so kiasu. Afterall, everyone will be at the same level one day; which is 6 feet under.

I hope people still remembers my Birthday.....

It's on the 28th October btw!! :-)

Comments

simon said…
topless maids? you won't be getting those from indonesia, i suppose!
dizzyguy73 said…
Lots of sex huh??? With tat topless maid on tat private own golf course eh? Greedy man
Willwolf said…
your birthday coming oredi. so how many u've fulfilled? Must be the girls la. LOL
Samm said…
Knock, knock... Hello.... wake up!! Wake up.....
anser said…
Check it out :-)

Slimmest and fastest laptop in the world (Never last !!!!!!)
8 acre bungalow beside a secluded beach (later tusnami mari !!!!)
his own private 18 hole championship golf course (Am i inivited ah ???)
And my last wish might sound lame, but mahagurusia wish that people be more humble and not be so kiasu. Afterall, everyone will be at the same level one day; which is 6 feet under. (200%agree)
MahaguruSia said…
simon - anyone of us will be happy to get topless female as maid. No need to be choosy! lol

Dizzy - I always share

willwolf - kekeke.....

samm - leave me alone, I still want to dream. Wake me up next year :-)

anser - lol, of course you are invited. Blader mah....
NickTay said…
happy birthday!
She's Jess said…
happy birthday
Jacky said…
So early dreaming already?
zyrin said…
happy birthday!

here's hoping that one.. if not some... if not *all*... of your wishes come true.

well, at least that last wish, lahh..
This is comment #11 already, so I guess my wishes not counted anymore hor?

For a while, I saw the Amazon books title, I thought you want to turn into a holy man or something. Rupa-rupanya, all hamsap wishes.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE!
MahaguruSia said…
nick - thanks, wishes all the way from mongolia!! :)

jess - thks, for not avoiding this site :)

jacky - thanks for screening :)

zyrin - terima kasih

5xmom - haha, this is blospshere and this is where most people share their most inner secret lah. And how I wish everyday is my birthday, my comment sextion is hot lah. :)

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