Queen Elizabeth & Dolly Parton



Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton died on the same day
and they both went before St. Peter to find out if they would
be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there was only one space left that day, so St Peter
must decide which of them gets in. He asked Dolly if there was
some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most
perfect breasts God had ever created, and I'm sure it will please
God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

St Peter thanked Dolly and asked Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen took a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shook it up, and
gargled. Then, she spit into a toilet and pulled the lever.

St Peter said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly was outraged and asked, "Wh at was that all about?
I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you
turned me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in !

Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," said St Peter, you see..."even in Heaven, a
'royal flush' beats any ' pair'. No matter how 'big' they are !"

Comments

NickTay said…
hahahaha!!! good good one!

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