How do you know when election is near?
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I am not trying to steal Simon's job :)
But here is my Top 10 reasons why we know election is around the corner:
- Politician are out in the field, giving free handshakes and smiles
- EC sudden campaign to remind eligible voters to register
- Road pot holes are been mended
- Municipal councils are finally seen doing their job
- Newspaper's headlines are full of politicians
- Politician are bashing opposition members for brownie points
- New government projects are suddenly proposed
- Old projects are suddenly revived
- Sudden surge in political party's gatherings
- Finally, MPs return from their hibernation. The puppets are alive?!
Funny how we never see them during rest of the years? Hmm...