How do you know when election is near?

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I am not trying to steal Simon's job :)

But here is my Top 10 reasons why we know election is around the corner:

• Politician are out in the field, giving free handshakes and smiles
• EC sudden campaign to remind eligible voters to register
• Road pot holes are been mended
• Municipal councils are finally seen doing their job
• Newspaper's headlines are full of politicians
• Politician are bashing opposition members for brownie points
• New government projects are suddenly proposed
• Old projects are suddenly revived
• Sudden surge in political party's gatherings
• Finally, MPs return from their hibernation. The puppets are alive?!

Funny how we never see them during rest of the years? Hmm...